Collection of Online Smiley Faces and Emoticons

 
 Celebrities  
:-.) Cindy Crawford
%-~ Picasso
3:*> Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
8(:-) Mickey Mouse
:-----} Pinocchio
@@@@8^) Marge Simpson
=(_8^(1) Homer Simpson
38^) Bart Simpson
#:- * Maggie
=|:-)= Uncle Sam/Abe Lincoln
7:-) Fred Flintstone
5:-J Elvis
(*O*) Baby Spice 
##O## Scary Spice
(*O Sporty Spice
(((O))) Ginger Spice
(O) Posh Spice
*<:^) Santa Claus
 

 
 Grouped by Category  
HAPPY, SMILING, LAUGHING
:-) smiling; agreeing
:-D laughing
|-) hee hee
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey
;-) so happy, I'm crying
:'-) crying with joy
\~/ full glass; my glass is full


TEASING, MISCHIEVOUS
;-) winking; just kidding
'-) winking; just kidding
;-> devilish wink
:*) clowning
:-T keeping a straight face


AFFIRMING, SUPPORTING
:^D "Great! I like it!"
8-] "Wow, maaan"
:-o "Wow!"
^5 high five
^ thumbs up
:] Gleep, a friendly midget who wants
to befriend you
(::()::) bandaid; offering help or support


UNHAPPY, SAD
:-( frowning; boo hoo
:( sad
:-< really sad
:-c really unhappy
:-C really bummed
&-| tearful
:' crying
:'-( crying and really sad
:-| grim
:[ really down
:-[ pouting
\_/ "my glass is empty"


ANGRY, SARCASTIC
>:-< angry
:-|| angry
:-@ screaming
:-V shouting
:-r sticking tongue out
>:-< absolutely livid!!
:-, smirk
:-P nyahhhh!
:-> bitingly sarcastic


TRYING TO COMMUNICATE
:-& tonguetied
:-S incoherent
:-\ undecided
:- I "hmmm..."
:-, "hmmm "
:-# "My lips are sealed"
:-X "My lips are sealed"
:-Y a quiet aside
:-" pursing lips
:-W speaking with forked tongue
:( ) can't stop talking


FEELING STUPID OR TIRED
:~/ mixed up
%-) braindead
(:I egghead
<:-I dunce
=:-) hosehead
:-] smiling blockhead
:-[ un-smiling blockhead
|-O yawning
|-I asleep
:-6 exhausted; wipeout


SURPRISED, INCREDULOUS, SKEPTICAL
:> What?
:@ What?
:Q What?
:-o "uhh oh!" OR surprise
;-) sardonic incredulity
:O shocked
8-| eyes wide with surprise
:-/ skeptical
8-O "Omigod!!"
:-C just totally unbelieving
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown)


HUGS AND KISSES
: * kisses
:-X a big wet kiss!
:-x kiss kiss
:-{} blowing a kiss
[] hugs
(( )):** hugs and kisses
((((name)))) hug


MISCELLANEOUS
:-* Oops!
:-I indifferent
\-o bored
:-P tongue hanging out in anticipation
O :-) angelic; being an angel (at heart, at least)


SOURCES for emoticons and smileys:
Smilies, Smilies, Smilies Eff's Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
The Chat Book at WBS Ultimatte Chat List Emoticons
The Smiley Dictionary Newbie Net's Smiley Page
Internet Smileys The Smileys and Acronyms Dictionary


NEW EMOTICONS
][ feeling separate
] [ separating
) ( really separating
}{ face-to-face
[ ] wanting to hug
}xx kisses
() feeling in harmony; connecting
] ? moving away and wondering about you?
[ ? moving toward you and wondering about you?

 

 
   
...the invisible smiley
...ghost smiley in invisible state
...smiley invisible man

$-)
...yuppie smiley

%-)
...user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

%-6
...user is brain-dead

&-l
...that made me cry

'-)
...winking smiley

(-:
...left hand smiley

(8-o
...it's mr. bill!

(:-(
...the saddest smiley
...unsmiley frowning
...very unhappy smiley

(:-)
...smiley big face

(:I
...egghead

([(
...robocop

)8-)
...scuba smiley big-face

):-(
...nordic smiley
...unsmiley big-face

):-)
...impish smiley
...smiley big-face

*:o)
...and bozo the clown!

*<:-)
...user is wearing a Santa Claus hat

+-(
...smiley, shot between the eyes

+-:-)
...user is the pope or holds some other religious office

+:-)
...priest smiley

,-)
...winking happy smiley

,-}
...wry and winking smiley

,:-)
...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

-:-(
...(real punk rockers don't smile)

-:-)
...user is a punk rocker

..-)
...user only has one eye

..-]
...one-eyed smiley

0-)
...smiley Cyclops (scuba diver?)

3:[
...mean pet smiley
...pit bull smiley

3:]
...Lucy my pet dog smiley
...pet smiley

3:o[
...net.pets

8
...infinity

8 :-)
...user is a wizard

8 :-I
...net.unix-wizards

8(:-)
...Mickey Mouse

8-#
...dead smiley
...death

8-)
...glasses
...smiley swimmer
...smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

8-O
...omigod

8-|
...suspense

8:-)
...glasses on forehead
...little girl smiley

8<:-)
...smiley is a wizard

: =
...beaver smiley

:#)
...drunk smiley

:'-(
...user is crying

:'-)
...user is so happy, s/he is crying

:(
...sad
...sad-turtle smiley

:)
...happy
...midget smiley

:*
...kisses

:*)
...user is drunk

:,(
...crying smiley

:-
...male

:-!
...foot in mouth
...smiley bland face

:-"
...whistling smiley

:-#
...user wears braces
...my lips are scaled

:-#|
...smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$
...smiley face with its mouth wired shut

:-%
...smiley banker

:-&
...smiley which is tongue-tied

:-(
...boo hoo
...drama
...frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-(*)
...that comment made me sick

:-(=)
...bucktooth smiley

:-)
...basic smiley
...ha ha
...comedy
...your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over unix.

:-)8<
...big girl smiley

:-)~
...user drools

:-*
...user just ate something sour
...smiley after eating something bitter
...kiss

:-/
...skeptical smiley
...lefty undecided smiley

:-0
...no yelling! (quiet lab)
...smiley orator

:-1
...smiley bland face

:-3
...handlebar mustache smiley

:-6
...smiley after eating something sour
...smiley after eating something spicy

:-7
...smiley after a wry statement
...smirking smiley

:-8(
...condescending stare

:-9
...user is licking his/her lips

:-:
...mutant smiley

:-<
...real sad smiley
...walrus smiley

:-=)
...older smiley with mustache

:->
...user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-).
...hey hey
...sarcastic smiley
...y.a.s.

:-?
...smiley smoking a pipe

:-@
...screaming smiley

:-C
...user is really bummed
...real unhappy smiley

:-D
...user is laughing (at you!)

:-E
...bucktoothed vampire

:-F
...bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-I
...hmm
...indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley but not quite as good as a happy smiley

:-O
...talkative smiley
...uh oh

:-P
...nyah nyah

:-Q
...smoker
...smoking smiley

:-S
...user just made an incoherent statement
...what you say makes no sense

:-V
...shouting smiley

:-W
...speak with forked tongue

:-X
...user's lips are sealed
...a big wet kiss
...bow tie

:-[
...vampire smiley
...un-smiley blockhead

:-\
...undecided smiley

:-]
...smiley blockhead

:-`
...smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-a
...lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
...smiley touching her tongue to her nose

:-b
...left-pointing tongue smiley

:-c
...bummed out smiley

:-d
...lefty smiley razzing you
...said with a smile

:-e
...disappointed smiley

:-i
...semi-smiley

:-j
...left smiling smiley

:-k
...beats me, looks like something, though.

:-l
...y. a. s.

:-o
...uh oh!
...smiley singing national anthem
...surprise

:-p
...smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-q
...smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-r
...smiley raspberry

:-s
...smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-t
...cross smiley
...pouting smiley

:-v
...talking head smiley

:-x
..."my lips are sealed" smiley

:-z
...y.a.c.s.

:-{
...mustache
...smiley variation on a theme

:-{)
...user has a mustache

:-{}
...smiley wears lipstick

:-|
..."have an ordinary day" smiley

:-}
...beard

:-}X
...bow tie-wearing smiley

:-~)
...user has a cold

:/\)
...extremely big nosed smiley

:8)
...piggish smiley

::-)
...user wears normal glasses

:<
...midget unsmiley
...what?

:<)
...user is from an ivy league school

:=)
...user has two noses
...orangutan smiley

:>
...midget smiley
...what?

:@
...what?

:C
...what?

:D
...laughter

:I
...hmmm...

:I)
...smiley with septum pierce (The septum is that thing that makes your nose have two small nostrils rather than one large one.)

:O
...yelling

:Q
...what?

:[
...real downer

:]
...gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

:^)
...user has a broken nose
...smiley with a personality
...smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:_)
...user's nose is sliding off of his face

:n)
...smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)
...smiley with funny-looking left nose

:v)
...user has a broken nose, but it's the other way
...left-pointing nose smiley

:{
...what?

:}
...what should we call these? (what?)

;-(
...crying smiley

;-)
...winking smiley
...winky smiley. user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. more of a "don't hit me for what i just said" smiley.

;^)
...smirking smiley

<3
...heart

<:-I
...user is a dunce

<:-l
...dunce smiley

<:3
...simple smiley mouse or rat

<:3 )~~~~
...smiley mouse or rat

<:I
...dunce

=)
...variation on a theme...

=:-(
...real punks never smile

=:-)
...user is a hose head
...smiley is a punk
...smiley punk-rocker

>-
...female

>:-<
...mad

>:->
...devilish smiley

>:-I
...net.startrek

>:-l
...klingon smiley

>;->
...winky and devil combined. a very lewd remark was just made.
...a very lewd remark was just made

?-(
...black eye

@:-)
...smiley wearing a turban

@:-}
...smiley just back from the hairdresser

@:I
...turban

@=
...user is pro-nuclear war

B-)
...horn-rims
...smiley wears glasses

B:-)
...sunglasses on head

BI
...a frog

C=:-)
...chef smiley

E-:-)
...user is a ham radio operator

E-:-I
...net.ham-radio

H-)
...cross-eyed smiley

K:P
...user is a little kid with a propeller beenie

L-P
...totally scrambled smiley (that's why L-P mud exists...)

O :-)
...user is an angel (at heart, at least)

O |-)
...net.religion

O-)
...megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
...message from Cyclops
...smiley after smoking a banana

O:-)
...angel smiley

P-(
...pirate smiley

V^J
...smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) (it's more a talky...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

X-(
...user just died
...net.suicide
...you are brain dead

X:-)
...little kid with a propeller beanie

[:-)
...smiley wearing a walkman

[:]
...robot smiley

[]
...hugs

]-I
...smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

`'
...cat's eyes in the night

`:-)
...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

d8=
...your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

d:-)
...baseball smiley

l-O
...smiley is yawning

l:-O
...flattop loudmouth smiley

l^o
...hepcat smiley

{:-)
...smiley wears a toupee
...smiley with its hair parted in the middle

|-(
...smiley lost his contact lenses

|-)
...hee hee

|-D
...ho ho

|-I
...user is asleep

|-O
...user is yawning/snoring
...birth

|-P
...yuk

|I
...asleep

|^o
...snoring

}:-(
...toupee in an updraft

}:-)
...above in an updraft

}:^#)
...pointy nosed smiley

~:-P
...smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

~~:-(
...net.flame

---<--{(@
...it's a rose!

:----}
...you lie like Pinocchio

C=}>;*{))
...mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

}:^#})
...mega-smiley: up drafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin
 

 
   
@>--;--
A rose

O:-)
Angel

0*-)
Angel winking - female

0;-)
Angel winking - male

d:-)
Baseball

:-)
Basic

:)
Basic Little Kid

:~-(
Bawling

: =
Beaver

:-)^<
Big Boy

(:-)
Big Face

:-)8<
Big Girl

(((H)))
Big Hug

:-X
Big Wet Kiss

=|:o}
Bill Clinton smiley

(:-D
Blabber Mouth

?-(
Black Eye

:-]
Blockhead

:-}X
Bow Tie-Wearing

%-6
Brain Dead

:-(=)
Bucktoothed

:-E
Bucktoothed Vampire

:-F
Bucktoothed Vampire with One Tooth Missing

}|{
Butterfly

})i({
Butterfly - an even prettier one

}:-X
Cat

q:-)
Catcher

C=:-)
Chef

8^
Chicken

;-(
Chin up

:-.)
Cindy Crawford

*<):o)
Clown

:-S
Confused

H-)
Cross-Eyed

:`-(
Crying

:*(
Crying softly

:-@!
Cursing

O-)
Cyclops

>:->
Devilish

:-e
Disappointed

:3-]
Dog

:*)
Drinking every night

:#)
Drunk

.\/
Duck

<:-l
Dunce

:-6
Eating Something Spicy

5:-)
Elvis

:")
Embarrassed

>:)
Evil

>-)
Evil Grin

(___!___)
fat ass

G(-'.'G)
Fighting Kid - it's a straight-on smiley

l:-O
Flattop Loudmouth

:-!
Foot in Mouth

=:-H
Football player

:-W
Forked Tongue

:^{=
Frank Zappa

/:-)
Frenchman with a beret

8)
Frog

:o�
Grinning and sticking tongue out (type ALT+0222 on right-hand number keypad)

%-)
Happy Drunk

:)
happy kitty

l^o
Hepcat

(_8^(|)
Homer Simpson

(_8(|)
Homer Simpson

(^~^~^)
Hot ass walking away

*^_^*
Huge Dazzling Grin - it's a straight-on smiley

%*@:-(
Hungover with headache

:0
Hungry

o[-<]:
I am a skater or I like to skate

?:^[]
Jim Carrey

(8 {
John Lennon

@:-}
Just Back From Hairdresser

:-x
Kid smiley

:-*
Kiss

>^,,^<
Kitty Cat - it's a straight-on smiley

&
Kitty cleaning a hind paw

>*
Kitty doesn't like taking its pill

~*=
Kitty running away from you

:p
Kitty with tongue hanging out

>:-l
Klingon

@(*0*)@
Koala - it's a straight-on smiley

(-:
Left Hand

?-:
Left Handed Tongue Touching Nose

>;->
Lewd Remark

8:-)
Little Girl

|-(
Lost Contact Lenses

X-(
Mad

&-l
Makes Me Cry

:-(*)
Makes Me Sick

:-S
Makes No Sense

:-) :-
Man

@@@@:-)
Marge Simpson

8(:-)
Mickey Mouse

:)
Midget

:-{
Mustache

:-3
Mustache (Handlebar Type)

:-#
My Lips Are Sealed

):-(
Nordic

8-O
Omigod!

:=)
Orangutan

8>
Penguin

:<
persian kitty

:^)
Personality

3:]
Pet Dog

:8)
Pig

:---)
Pinocchio

P-(
Pirate

3:[
Pitbull

}:^#)
Pointy Nosed

+<:-)
Pope

:-t
Pouting

+:-)
Priest

;~[
Prizefighter

X:-)
Propeller Head

=:-)
Punk

=:-(
Punk Not Smiling

<(-'.'-)>
Puppy dog - it's a straight-on smiley

:-r
Raspberry

(((((:-{=
Rave Dude

:-C
Real Unhappy

([(
Robocop

[:]
Robot

@};---
Rose

3:*>
Rudolph the red nose reindeer

:(
Sad Turtle

:-d
Said with a smile

*<|:-)
Santa Claus

:->
Sarcastic

:-@
Screaming

$__$
Sees Money

+-(
Shot Between the Eyes

:-V
Shouting

~:-P
Single Hair

:-/
Skeptical

O-)
Smiley After Smoking a Banana

;^)
Smirking

:-i
Smoking a cig

:-?
Smoking a pipe

:-Q
Smoking while talking

:-( <|
Standing Firm

%-)
Staring at a Screen for 15 hours

(_!_)
Stubborn ass

:-0
Talkative

-(:)(0)=8
Teletubby

:-?
Tongue Sticking Out

:-&
Tongue Tied

:-a
Tongue Touching Nose

<:>==
Turkey

=):-)
Uncle Sam

:-\
Undecided

|:-)
Unibrow

:-[
Vampire

:-)))
Very Happy

(:-(
Very Unhappy

:-<
Walrus

[:-)
Wearing a Walkman

8-)
Wearing Contacts

B-)
Wearing Glasses

:-{}
Wearing Lipstick

]-I
Wearing Sunglasses

{:-)
Wears a Toupee

:-"
Whistling

'-)
Winking

,-)
Winking Happy

8<:-)
Wizard

-=#:-) \
Wizard with Wand

:-)8 :
Woman

,-}
Wry and Winking

l-O
Yawning

:-(0)
Yelling

=8-0
Yikes!

$-)
Yuppie


 
   
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and :-( respectively.


Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass



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o. /o\ o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
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o. """""" oo """"" o
'o oo o'
o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
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You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and
you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. This is NOT a chain
letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who
wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)


 

 
   
Basic Smileys

:-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over e-mail.

;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.

:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-).

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-).

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.



Widely used Smileys

(-: User is left handed.

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) User is drunk.

[:] User is a robot.

8-) User is wearing sunglasses.

B:-) Sunglasses on head.

::-) User wears normal glasses.

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8:-) User is a little girl.

:-)-8 User is a Big girl.

:-{) User has a mustache.

:-{ 2 User wears lipstick.

{:-) User wears a toupee.

}:-( Toupee in an updraft.

:-[ User is a vampire.

:-E Bucktoothed vampire.

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 User just made a wry statement.

:-* User just ate something sour.

:-)~ User drools.

:-~) User has a cold.

:'-( User is crying.

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.

:-@ User is screaming.

:-# User wears braces.

:^) User has a broken nose.

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.

:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

:-& User is tongue tied.

=:-) User is a hose head.

-:-) User is a punk rocker.

-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.

:=) User has two noses.

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

,:-) Same thing...other side.

|-I User is asleep.

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q User is a smoker.

:-? User smokes a pipe.

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-S User just made an incoherent statement.

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User's lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) User is Chinese.

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.

:-/ User is skeptical.

C=:-) User is a chef.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

:-o Uh oh! \

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley.

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 User is licking his/her lips.

%-6 User is brain-dead.

[:-) User is wearing a walkman.

(:I User is an egghead.

<:-I User is a dunce.

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.

@:-) User is wearing a turban.

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Ditto...but he's winking.

X-( User just died.

8 :-) User is a wizard.

-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.



Midget Smileys

:) Midget smiley.

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) Variation on a theme...

:} What should we call these? (what?)

:) Happy.

:> What?

:@ What?

:D Laughter.

:I Hmmm...

:( Sad.

:[ Real Downer.

:< What?

:{ What?

:O Yelling.

:C What?

:Q What?

:,( Crying.

[] Hugs and ...

:* Kisses.

|I Asleep.

^o Snoring.



Mega Smileys

C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:^#}) Up drafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.



Usenet Smileys

~~:-( Net.flame

O |-) Net.religion

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards

X-( Net.suicide

E-:-I Net.ham-radio



Emotional Smileys

:-) ha ha

|-) hee hee

|-D ho ho

:-> hey hey

:-( boo hoo

:-I hmmm

:-O oops

:-P nyahhhh!

 

 
 Basic  
:-) Happy

:-( Sad

:-o Surprised

:-@ Screaming

:-I Indifferent

:-e Disappointed

>:-< Mad

:-D Laughing

;-) Wink


 

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