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JESUS'
DADDY'S NAME
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's
name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then
asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid
said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did
you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always
talking about Verge n' Mary.
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is
His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a
better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A. Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were
ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell
her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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After
the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way
home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what
was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you
guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the
lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with
pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the
prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but
deliver us some E-mail."
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One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to
church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally,
his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out
loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?"
Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting
here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan,
you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a
seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?"
the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back
down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl
replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth
did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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